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That Weird Blog Nobody Talks About

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy)

oknope:

❑ SINGLE ❑ TAKEN ✔ EATING

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

justfurbythings:

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere
karkats-thong:

barackobama:

jimmychrist:

barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.

omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP

is thIS POST EVEN REAL